2002 World Cup Teams

[Muppet]

The following squads have just been announced for the 2002 World Cup.....
BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR THE 2002 WORLD CUP
Pinnochio
Libero Vimto Memento Borneo Tango
Cheerio Subbuteo Scenario
Fellatio Portfolio
SUBS:
Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo (R)
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
YOGUSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR THE 2002 WORLD CUP
Itch
Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitchyitch
Hic Sic Spic Pric
Digaditch Fallinaditch
Horseraditch
SUBS:
Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Shagabitch
RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR THE 2002 WORLD CUP
Whodyanicabolicov
Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov Slalomsky
Downhillsky Risky Swedishshev Mastershev
Fuckov Taykitov
SUBS:
Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Desert Orchid
ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR THE 2002 WORLD CUP
Chatanoogaciouciou
Atishiou Blessiou Thankyciou Busscueue
Snookercu Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou
I’llgetciou Youandwhosami

SUBS:
U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan You
DANISH SQUAD FOR THE 2002 WORLD CUP
Toomanigoalssen
Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossenn
Firstsson Seccondsson Thirdsson Notroubleseeingssen
Legshurtssen Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen

SUBS:
Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountingssen
hurryupandblowthewhisstlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen
ITALIAN SQUAD FOR THE 2002 WORLD CUP
Baloni
Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli
Wotsontelli Toonsgotkenni Onetoomani Legslikejelli
Haveabenni Wobblijelli Spendapenni

SUBS:
Cantthinkofani!!
Buggermi
MEXICAN SQUAD FOR THE 2002 WORLD CUP
San Francisco
Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly Manuel Gearbox
Don Criformi-Argentina Bodegas Luis Canon
Sombrero Chihuahua Jose

SUBS:
Jesus Maria Don Key
Burito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba
DUTCH SQUAD FOR THE 2002 WORLD CUP
Kenning Van Hire
Van Diemansland Van Der Valk Van Gard Van Eraldzeez
Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors
Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe


SUBS:
Van Illier
Van Ishingcreme
Van Morrison

News reaches us that Brazilian striker Fellatio no longer has a limp. This could prove to be a major blow.

Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labour.

There is no place in the Dutch squad for sweeper, Dick van Dyke.

The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke

[FrankS]

Clive

Sorry to piss on yer parade, mate. I thought the Dutch got fecked by the Irish and ain't goin! :lol:


Cheers

Frank
:p

[Muppet]

Probably Frank.I don't actually follow the game meself...can't stand it actually, but saw this a while ago and forgot about it until today....thought it was funny tho!